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this is sorry for the last time

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:12:22 GMT

I'm supposed to be studying now but oh what the hell. I'm suddenly happy because my bangs are pretty darn awesome! Went out to town last tuesday after CNY celebrations and we took really nice pictures. man..I don't have a scanner so I can't scan the polaroids.
DANG.
School is so damn draggy now. And I'm always falling asleep during the first period so tonight, my goal is to sleep at 11. I'm always complaining to mel and saying "mel..I WANNA GO HOME!!" during the first two periods. haha.
I feel like I'm not making sense..
BYE!

graphology

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:24:54 GMT

man..I really don't know what to blog about. No life=no blog posts.
Anyway, training was cancelled today so I decided to meet va at the ice-cream chefs' bus stop.
HAHAHA..va got her ice-cream and I kept laughing at the dude who works there because he was wearing jean-shorts(this should be banned worldwide!)
I'm such an assclown and I think he knew I was laughing at him.
I really really want a fedora hat. I think I'll look so badass with it!
WHAM!!!!!!!
Va and I wanna watch Sweeney Todd but sadly, its rated M18(insert bawling-its-eyes-out smiley)
I mean come on! If the movie is that sick/twisted/gory, they should let me, of all people watch it because I, for one am sick and twisted(not so much of the gory part)
SOME PEOPLE.
I wanna watch cloverfield but movie theatres have put up warnings that watching it may cause motion sickness plus, my tutor said he puked after watching it.
So now I'm having second thoughts because the idea of puking my guts out during a 2 hour movie isn't exactly appealing.
I'm gonna be a good student and study.

shut the f*** up ryan seacrest

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:09:43 GMT

I got my first roll of fish eye pictures developed and they are sooo badass!!!
Wanna show them off to the cyber world but alas, I have no scanner(insert crying smiley)

this lj is dead.

$3.40

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:12:11 GMT

Sleepover at fat's house was the bestest evah! We stayed up til 7 in the friggin morning talking to people. More than 3 hours was spent talking to va :)
With Va and Faith back, we will be awesome once again.
It was funny because Fat and I were lying on her bed and she was talking to her friends and I was talking to va
so it was like we were a couple that was blatantly having a phone affair.
wait..what?

Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:06:54 GMT

Movie Marathon on Monday was thuper duper. And The Notebook just topped my 'favourite movies' list. It is so effing sweeeeet and sad that I cried. But not as much as fatimah of course.
ahaha..she was just crying and saying, "OMG..THAT IS SO SAD" or "OMG..THAT IS SO SO SWEET."
I was just like, "are you ok? are you ok? are you ok?" or just ignoring her.
Watched Full Of It last Wednesday with JoLehhhN who always cracks me up with her spastic expressions.
HAHA.
I think I gained weight again.dammit! Sometimes, I wish that I could transfer all my fats to someone like..Nicole Richie. I mean, I'm not being a bitch by saying that, I just think that she needs my fats for her pregnancy.
Anyway..I think its pretty obvious that I'm racist to my own race(which is malay) Whenever people introduce me to malays, the first thing I'll do is to give them a once-over and then automatically classify them in as either a minah, mat or neither. I realised this when I saw new students in my tuition class. They were malay and after the once-over, I classified the boy as a skinny-jeans wearing mat and the girl with a 'very malay' attitude.
If I classify them as a minah/mat, I'll start thinking that they are probably from a neighbourhood school, speak crappy english and have limited knowledge of the world. And when I'm right, I immediately put my social status above theirs. I seriously cannot stand it when malays speak really bad english and throw in some malay words.
I guess in a way, I'm happy with the fact that I can barely speak any malay and that my english is not malay-accented at all.

I'm such a racist assclown

goddamn

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:12:35 GMT

I bought two spongebob boxers for 20 bucks thinking, "woah.cheap!"
One of the boxers I bought is a picture of spongebob as a heart saying "BE MINE"
It was only a week later when I started wearing those boxers.
And I realized it says "BE MINEI"

$25

Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:39:33 GMT

For vada, who wasn't with us on Thusday to see my new hair.

I wrote this post dunno how many-effing-times and the lj cut still won't show.
lets hope it'll show this time before I call the mafia.
My right eye feels like its fucking swollen.

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:39:11 GMT

I wish I had paypal.

By tomorrow I:
-will be loving every second of my new hairdo
-will be finishing the books.
-will not have any more money
-will be begging my mother for money
-will wish for $100 000 to appear on my bedside table

my breath smells like candy and chips with just a hint of o.j.
yum.

I NEED TO GO OUT(PLEASE!!! x10000000)

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:11:07 GMT

Refer to title.
Ever since my dad got me the polaroid and fisheye, I've been dying to go out just so I can take pictures with dem' babies. After viewing some pictures taken by polaroids in deviantart and getting severely inspired, I've tried taking 'the-unintended-yet-intended-blurry-yet-awesomely-cool' shot with my polaroid at home and failing miserably..
I can't wait to use up the film in my fisheye so I can see how the pictures will turn out!
OMGXZXZZZZZ MUST.LEARN.HOW.TO.TAKE.AWESOME.PICTURES.WITH.POLAROID.
As happy as I am with my new camera friends, I still want more cameras by lomo! Like the diana, the oktomat, the sampler..my camera fetish is growing to ginormous proportions.
It feels so weird to take a picture with my fisheye because as soon as I press to take a picture, I expect to see how it'll turn out on the LCD screen and then realizing that fisheyes don't have LCD screens..
I NEED TO GO OUT I NEED TO GO OUT I NEED TO GO OUT.
November 22nd seems so faaaaaar away :(
FRIENDS, ili here needs to get out of her house.
I can't wait for my hair to grow longer! When it's past my boobs, I think I'm gonna give myself choppy, messy bangs!
HURRAH for choppy messy bangs! grow hair, grow.
I suddenly want red/yellow/green Ray Bans sunglasses.
MUST RESIST 'I-WANT-THIS-AND-THAT' IMPULSE.
The internet is so slow today :((
I hate buying stuff online but almost all the stuff that I want can only be bought online.
do you see how cruel life can be?!

will work for instant film.

my brain is empty of phrases that make you go "oh yeeeeaahh.."

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:54:08 GMT

MUST RESIST SHOPPING IMPULSE.
I need to go out, I would rather rot outside with my friends than rot inside my house. It's much more productive.
brain.not.working.lazy.to.type.look.at.pictures.

shake that wrinkly ass

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:41:21 GMT

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE
<:@D

you sir, are not the shiznit

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:58:59 GMT

Hari Raya started out as a boring day. I wore black only to be confronted by my family members to wear green. So the radioactive green family we were. First stop was some family all the way in woodlands. As soon as I stepped into the house and saw the pictures, I realized it was the house of my uncle's sister who used to be absolutely head over heels for my dad. lmao.
Apparently, she used to flirt with my dad a lot like seeing him every chance she got and even calling him up just to talk to him. My dad was totally unaware of the fact that she was flirting with him, he thought they were just friends. WOW SOMEBODY IS DENSE(i still love you dad).
Anyway..Syaza was there and of course being the lovable and KEWT cousin I always am, I interrogated her about her love life and vice versa.
THEN, cabbed to my grandparents where countless relatives told me that I can get married already.
...
I'm not even gonna go there. Dayum people telling me to get married to their sons.
The important thing is I GOT MONEHHHH(and to forgive and forget)
:D :D :D :D :D (x10000000000000)
so lomo/fisheye/polaroid camera here I come!
I'm finding awesome websites selling pretty awesome stuff but the only problem is that I have to order online and the number one unspoken rule is that I hate ordering online for fear of the items arriving at my doorstep as shit and anyway, I hate waiting my item to arrive.
Maan, I feel like doing some crazy-ass thing to my hair.

i'm not frank

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:32:43 GMT

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
"christmas comes but once a year..unless you have a time machine"

stole from jolehhhn

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:47:01 GMT

17. Pass this quiz to 10 people to know what they feel about you.
1-VADA
2-FATIMAH
3-FAITH AND HER BOB
4-JOLEHHHN
5-SPENCER
6-MARTIN JOHNSON(piece of hot ass
7- LINETTE
8- AASHI
9-DEBORAH!
10-SISKY

Who is #6 having a relationship with?-with me! :D

Is #9 a male or female?- a malefe

If #7 and #10 are together, will it be a good thing?- GOD.NO.

How about #8 and #5?- perhaps.

What is #2 studying about?- Uh. FOR THEIR EOYS IN LIKE 2 DAYS!

When was the last you talked to #3?- recess

What kind of music does #8 like?-bollywood music.lmao

Does #1 have any siblings?-nope.

Will You woo #3?- if i do, chris will kill me. >:(

How about #7?-been there.done that.

Is #4 single?-nope! cuz she's MINE!

What's #5's surname?-his parents abandoned him so he only knows his first name

How about #10's?- siska

#4's hobby?- HEHE TALKING ABOUT CROTCHES

Do #5 and #9 get along?- they're best of friends

Where does #2 study at? TKGS!

Say something casual about #1?- enjoys listening to the 'horny song' during class.as do i

Have you tried developing feelings about #8?- HAHAHAHAHAH. NO!

Where does #9 live?- uhh..somewhere near linette's..which is somewhere near st. pats

Are #5 and 1# best friends?-oh hell yeah.

Does #7 like #2?- ~~does catching them making out mean that they like each other?~~ perhaps.

How did you get to know #2?-TKGS.

Does #1 have any pets?-a dog named BUNNY.aww.

4:57 p.m.

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:59:50 GMT

look what the fat calico cat dragged in.

i want them naked.and don't forget the whipped cream

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:32:30 GMT

Today, I am guilty of reading profiles of male models. This is what happens when a severely bored a girl with pent-up sexual energy(though not as much as fatimah's) meet a computer. It started with reading an article about Halle Berry being 3 months pregnant with her model boyfriend(who is 9 effing years younger than her!), then googling the boyfriend and stumbling into a website with profiles of male models(with tight asses).
I kept clicking the same pictures and ogling at their bodies(and tight asses).
(insert girlish giggle)
All the male models look so...DELICIOUS.

I want to lick him.
Driving on..After sending the cable box for repair, we found that there were channels that we didn't subscribe. So now I can watch 'My Super Sweet Sixteen:The Movie'!!
hell yeah.
The workshop on tuesday passed surprisingly fast. It didn't feel like nine hours. We kept laughing our asses off at elgin's 'mooments' and somehow-creepy antics.
My tutor sent me 4 test papers that has to be completed by monday. I guess I should be thankful that she's forcing me to do all this crap because if no one forces me to study, I'd be watching all the awesome new channels on t.v. And I realized that I told my tutor I left two papers at school when really, I didn't bother to do it. So on top of those two unfinished papers, I have to finish 6 friggin papers by monday.
fanFUCKINGtastic.
To make it worse, I only brought home A. and E. math textbooks to study during the holidays which means that the rest of my textbooks are at school.
fuck it.
Watching an Alanis Morrisette(how the hell do you spell it?) video and she looks like a banshee in it. Must be the hair.
I'm waiting for my birthday. I'm waiting for the day when I can finally drive. I'm waiting for the day when I can own a house and a cat named 'Napoleon Louis Ramses Augustus the second'. I'm waiting for the day when I can travel with my friends. I'm waiting for the day when I can shop with no limits.
I'm especially waiting for the day when I can leave this fast-paced hellhole of a country.

pfffft...those mafias

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 15:13:19 GMT

Teachers Day celebrations was kick-ass. As soon as the curtains were drawn, my piss just evaporated into gas molecules. Thanks to christopher lee chinese physician.
Went to Vivocity after that. We saw a HAWT HAWT HAWT guy and we wanted to smack his (tight)ass.
mmmm...yummeh.

thanks to christopher lee, chinese physician

Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:52:40 GMT

I seriously want to buy those books by Stephanie Meyer. I've seen a shitload of people in school reading them so it must be THAT good. The first book was selling at only $13 at popular but I didn't have any money at that time so I told myself that I'd buy it another time. And when the time came that spencer the wallet was full of money, the book wasn't there anymore. Friggin hell! Bloody irritating. I must have done something bad and I guess Karma is biting me in the ass now.
Thanks Karma, I really want to strangle you right now if it weren't for the fact that you're a cosmic force.
How the hell are you suppose to strangle a cosmic force?
Driving on..my wardrobe is so friggin blah. I need more hoodies, more tops, more awesome stuff. Am in desperate need for an EMERGENCY RETAIL THERAPY. But I have no money. Screw my inability to save money for a rainy day. Gotta go shopping now! Must go! Must buy!
Vada, Deborah and I went to ice-cream chefs yesterday. My god..the ice-cream there is so freakin awesome! It's like sex in the mouth :D Very very orgasmic!
MMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Haha..I kept saying that the guy who served us has a nice body but a not-so-nice face. It's the cold hard truth people.
Now I'm inspired to open my own shop.

Martin Johnson is total pwnage.

so last night boy, i saw you under the bleachers giving head to the subsitute teacher(?!)

Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:14:23 GMT

Zany parade today darlings! My damned body refused to wake up at 6 so instead, it woke up at 6:20. It was a freakin saturday! I belong to the group of special people who 'refused to wake up anytime before noon on weekends.' Driving on..met FATIMAH! at the mrt station then cabbed to east coast. The ground was so freakin muddy. They said that i looked like i just got raped in my barbarian costume. I love you guys too.
Bloody hell..WE WON SECOND PLACE.
It was so fucking unexpected. Something keeps poking me in my mouth. Screw that man. There was this malay dude who kept harassing fatimah and I at the hawker center. Saying some crap about fatimah's hair. HAHA..her hair seems to be the center of attention.
I' m craving for sashimi. Hanan says that the cast of Heroes are coming to Singapore. MILO VENTIMIGLIA. I want a taste of him(GEDDIT?!) His last name literally translates to 'twenty miles' in italian. Is that suppose to state a length of a certain body part of his...?
My shoes are wet and on the verge of tearing apart. I need new kappas. Fatimah sounds like she's having hardcore(i hate this word) sex when she's blading.

the(sexy) barbarians

the(sexy) red indians

people called fatimah 'lion'

look at my expression..

see? the same expression

$49.70, roberts, madagascar & fitness camps

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:20:53 GMT

I want this man! An oktomat.
Driving on. School has been such a horrendous bitch. Lessons are so bloody unbearable and the teachers keep lecturing us on our marks. Such irritating jackasses. So anyway, Fatimah(a.k.a. TITS) and I went to get some stuff(ok, it was my stuff) at pp. The starbucks guy gave us an extra caramel frappe! Haha..he thought Fatimah ordered two. Fatimah told him that and he's like, "you can have the second one for free."
Aw..what a sweetie.
Then met vada, linette and their friend(I'm sorry vada and nette's friend, I don't remember your name) at KFC.
There was this dude who was sharing the same table with me and Fatimah then, he went outside to take a fag. Vada suddenly shouts, "HOLY SHIT!!! That dude's blowing so many smoke rings!!"
All of us started staring at him and it was so friggin obvious.
Then we started thinkin of funny things that we know none of us had the guts to actually do it.
AHAHAHAHAH

hip hip hurrah for shia's eyes

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:19:34 GMT

woah! Two posts in one day?! eh. Went out to watch two movies yesterday with fatimah(a.k.a. tits) and lexmond in town. He's a nice boy. I sound granmother-ish but that was the point. POINTLESS PICTURES UP DAAHLINGS!!

disturbia and rush hour 3 were awesome!
shia has yummy

effing high

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:17:12 GMT

I'm fucking pissed off now. I just spent an entire hour writing the post and now its fucking gone. Thanks lj.
This is my third time writing this post! Three words for singfest; SUPER FUCKIN AWESOME. Dammit, I'm not gonna type eveything all over again. Come to me and I'll tell every single thing that happened at singfest.
Meeting william and gabe was the high point of my 14-year old life. fo shizzle. I miss aashi :( WHEN ARE WE GONNA CATCH A MOVIE AASHI?

so there i was spitting on my goldfish trying to keep it alive

Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:47:53 GMT

Typing a post before I lose the inspiration to post. Currently studying for social studies, nothing's going into my head. Okay wait, that was a lie. I've been sick since Monday, so all my senses are dulled(except for my sense of humor. GEDDIT?!?!) My nose is constantly dripping no matter how many doses of panadol, fuck my rhinitis. And my throat is like sandpaper rubbing against sandpaper. D:< @#$%&*$#@#$$#@. It hurrrrrrts.
I swear, somethimes i think my dad died as pregnant woman in his previous life(if there is such a thing) because that's how he's acting right frickin now. All complaining and pregnant woman-ish. Like jeez, he just shouted at me to move the study table from my room to his room. FOR WILLIAM BECKETT'S SAKE, MUST HE SHOUT?!?!
I can't wait til this week is over. Then I can look forward to SINGFEST! chyeah. Someone please imagine 10 flippin hours of (almost)non-stop moshing. Hopefully, I'll lose weight by the end of it.
I'm so distracted by the movie, Jeeper Creepers 2. The creature is so frickin fugly! Like hanan.

battle of the bands was awesoooome

Sun, 22 Jul 2007 06:32:25 GMT

i'm all hot and bothered by your stinky breath

Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:25:17 GMT

Am currently stuffing my face with red dragonfruit! Sweeet. I 'discovered' that the seeds in the dragonfruit go right through you...literally. :) ahahahahaha. Waiting for two Enrique Iglesias music videos to load.
WHAT?!
I like him ok! He's hot and I CONFESS that my childhood fantasies usually start with him ;-D His videos leave me all HOT AND BOTHERED. *girlish giggle*
I CAN BE YOUR HERO BAYBEHHHHHH. I CAN KISS AWAY THE PAINNNNN
booty shake.
Haha.moob
I realize that I like to remember funny things that happened or that I watched on t.v. and end up smiling and laughing like an idiot to myself. Bloody hell. And this always happens when I'm alone on the bus or in tuition. I end up getting weird looks from people :/
I think i didn't brush my teeth yesterday.heheheh. I think I was so frickin sleepy, I totally forgot about the norm of brushing the teeth.
HOLY FUCKIN HELL. He looks so fuckin hot in 'Not I Love'
DAYUM!
His lyrics are so cheesy! like like" YOU SEXY THANG. YEAH YOU KNOW IT!"
One day, I'm gonna look back and read this post and think, "lol.fag!"